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Well Hello There!

2010-05-06T00:48:00.000-07:00

Well hello there 2010.

Seal Beach

Kev and Joe. Kev's out popping up on his Merrick like a mad man.

Joe's put in serious paddling to quickly get out in the deeper end.

Kev and I agreed on taking the mental challenge of surfing next to the pier with the higher skilled surfers. That's one way to push your spirit!

On the way in, a vet said, "Get in there next to the pump.....". Kev asked, "What'd he say". I said, "Something about a pump and I'm not sure of the rest", which translates to, "I can't hear anything cause my brain is saying oh sh*t do you know where you're going?!".

Picked up a new XCEL full suit and it kicks ass. Purchasing it was an embarrassing, but true story - I went in asking for a ML, then ended up walking out with a XL. Yup, 4 sizes up.

On the plus side, scored a tip:

Friend at Jacks: When you're trying to get into your wetsuit, turn the shoulders inside out a bit before you get in. It will give you more room to get in your suit.

We're fortunate to have moved a bit closer to the beach for the summer - sounds like fun, god willing.

Catch Up Surf Reports

2009-06-19T23:34:00.001-07:00

Make up time. It's been a while since my last post. Work pulled the plug on accessing blogs. I will have to look back at these one day and hope that I remember these days. They were all fun.

Bolsa Chica - Friday.....

Han Solo. I nearly drowned today. I hate going alone.

RAT Beach - Saturday....

Ryan, Kev, and I finally made it to the infamous RAT Beach. It was amazing. First day on Randy's short board for me. Ryan had a kick ass day. Kev was out trying to go off the lip all day.

Bolsa Chica - Sunday....

Randy. Randy to out his new used shortboard the Webber Fatburner out. He had a lot of fun and had a near drowing experience. Good thing we talked about how it happened to me a few weeks prior. Randy used the same thought process of, "Don't panic, let the wave go over you, and then float". Good job bro.

Trestles - Sunday

No ear plugs. Kev and I met up in the morning and had a fun time. I went out a second time with Jeric! Jeric and I had a near accident and decided to call it a day.

Jeric I have your hanger and box.

Sunset - Monday

Kuya John, Randy, Ryan, and Jon-Aye. One hell of a day at Sunset. Kuya John showed us how to rip it up on a shortboard. The man has skills. Randy had fun out on his shortboard, still getting winded.

Ryan was using the Al Merrick and showing us a good show as always! Jonathan's out there paddling strong and getting the hang of the Al Merrick quickly!

This was a good day. The only bad thing was that my ear infection started to kick in.

Ah, never mind, double bogey. I broke my center fin and plug again riding the board back into the beach.

Bolsa Chica - Saturday

Dex. Dex is back in the water. He had gone the weekend before with Kev and crew. Dex picked up 2 boards from a friend in San Clemente. We were out in the water for 3 hours today. Dex was able to get strong paddling on the new magical board. The new board is about the size of the Blaster. Dex was able to catch some waves out there today and had plenty of time to practice.

I had to use Randy's Fatburner. Bad news again, triple bogey, I broke Randy's center fin.

Not to worry though. I got my longboard fixed and picked up replacement fins for both my and Randy's boards. Cost me $55 at Becker. The team at Becker in Hermosa Beach are the best. I appreciate Becker fixing my board twice.

My ear infection has not healed I have had it since Memorial Weekend. Took it to my trip to Vegas and Florida. Going this past weekend to Bolsa Chica made it worse. Was it worth it? When I was surfing Yes. When I went back to work, no. I was out 3 days this week and now am paying for it by being placed on lock down by J.

Love hurts.

Surf Report

2009-05-07T10:13:00.000-07:00

May 7, 2009 - El Porto, CA

Interesting day.

I was honestly pumped to see overhead waves today at El Porto. The waves were out there, but still out of reach right, for now.

What Jon said is true, the excitement of being out there fills you up and you paddle your hardest for 5 minutes, but the power of the ocean gets you. Getting to the line is a dream, for now.

We were stuck at the fight to the line.

I thought I was the only one that realized that we were all fighting it though. But the other guys saw it too.

When you're out in the water at El Porto, there's the implied saying, "Get the F out of El Porto", that rings in the back of your mind. You keep pushing though, watching the ocean for pockets, fighting the current, ducking under waves, trying to fight it. You make progress and paddle yourself out a few feet, and the ocean pushes you back a few yards. You take breaks and sit on the beach to catch your breath. From where your sitting, you watch the other guys fight, and edcuate yourself - trying to find what works and how to make your approach. You're thinking to yourself, how are we going to beat this. Naturally, frustration sets in.

But then, you get called to go out one more time.

This time, as you fight foward, you look to your left and right and you see the other guys fighting just as hard. We're all eager to get out there to the line and stand up.

It was cool to know that we all had the same goal. And then surfing is fun again. Awesome.

He has a plan.

Surf Report

2009-05-07T10:12:00.000-07:00

Friday, May 1, 2009 - Bolsa Chica, CA

All alone and nothing good to report. Life is no fun when you do not share it.

Surf Report

2009-04-30T10:52:00.000-07:00

April 29,2009 El Porto,CA

Ryan

Classic Porto, but better than most evenings.

Caught up with Ryan on the way to Porto. When we arrived we started out on the rip-tide side. 2 hours of non stop paddling and surf today.

Opening wave goes to Ryan. Today is officially, "Ryan's popping up like a pro on his 5 foot fish Day". I was yelling like a mad man when Ryan dropped in on the opening wave:

Ryan lined up with an oncoming wave at the peak, he paddled to match up with the wave, caught it, did a push up with his right shoulder down...

At this point I'm in awe because I knew that his shoulder dropped because he was picking when and where to go down the line.

..Ryan looks to the right, and the wave begins to break on his left, Ryan comples his push up turning the board easily to the right, and here's the best part,

Ryan's pop up was completed at the top of the face, just ahead of the breaking corner.

Yours truly, stood witness (yeah I'm still having trouble paddling out) to 4 of these pop-ups and yelled out in excitement.

The lifeguards at the beach were looking for a drowning girl because I was screaming so much.

No seriously, Ryan's upped the game and has left the curve, errr curl.

Seriously it's always good to have a motley crew out there with you to pump your day up.

Bonus: Confirmation earlier this week that Jeric's ready and Dex is looking for his new board.

I caught a few. My best drop in fell short, because when I began my turn I almost hit a friendly red bearded neighbor. We both said sorry to each other, how cute.

Ryan's tip: Make the last two strokes count. Paddle hard, then complete a push up (a.k.a the vinyasa) putting most of the weight on the side you want to turn. Eventually you'll be able to coast with the wave and pick out the side you want to drop in.

I trust that tip cause Ryan's on a 5'10" board, and even more so, I witnessed the technique first hand. Growth indeed.

Ryan and I both agree, it was a good day at Porto.

Surf Repot

2009-04-30T10:50:00.001-07:00

April 16,2009 El Porto,CA

Kev and Jon

Great surprises welcomed. Kev and I were happy to have Jon come out to surf with us today. Jon’s putting in hard hours at work. Today Jon drove to and from San Diego for work, as a thank you they let him off early for the day.

Jon sent a text message straight from a fortune cookie, “I am down for surf”.

Today’s motley crew headed out for another classic day at El Porto:

Chop, slop, and as Ryan calls it “Mush Burgers”.

As always, conditions do not matter since growing boys are hungry.

Despite the horrible conditions there was a high school, Red Bull, competition today. While suiting up, a passerby says to me, “Is that a competition? What a shitty day to hold a competition!”. Yeah, sure is and we were about to go surf in it.

Naturally, we agreed to pick a spot far from spectators, and cameras. We started out on the right side of the beach, close to the historic rip tide side. Kev and I deem it historic after we almost lost Kev in it last year.

Later in the day we moved further south because the current drifted us to the competition area.

Kev and Jon had no problem paddling out on their boards. Jon’s planning out his entry, carefully picking out pockets and lulls to easily pass into. I was on the beach and watched Kev and Jon easily move out to the line. Patience pays off here.

Jon is looking confident paddling out on his board. We need to take him to a better beach at a good time so he can conquer Al. Kevin’s out paddling out on his Al as well. Life is good if you can say you can confidently paddle out on a classic El Porto day.

Jon Aye's Tip: My coworker told me that he waits 45 minutes before he goes in. He watches the ocean to find pockets to paddle through and waits for set of waves to die out before going in.
The next thing to keep in mind is the movement of the Sun and Moon determine the best tides.

Jon's tip to find pockets truly worked, I watched Jon and Kev find pockets today and paddle out to the line fast. I hope the boys are going to start looking to understanding the relationship of tides and interpreting the surf reports.

Bonus: Jon met the creator of Surfline. Funny thing is the surfline guy got into an accident. What happened you ask? Well, Surfline creator was driving on the freeway, and was following behind a truck with a surfboard in the back. The surfboard flew out of the truck and through surfline guy's window. Cheers to irony.

Yours truly, confidently sat on the beach, not a good day.

Surf Report

2009-04-13T11:36:00.001-07:00

Easter Sunday Bolsa Chica,CA

Randy

I held out on surf and fun to observe the most important weekend of my faith. Sunday truly was a good day.

"Put me in coach" is what a Bolsa Chica regular yelled out to his friend. I was thinking the same thing, put me in Coach and let me out there. He did.

Randy's out on his body board with the surfers, literally on the line. I was somewhere in the back where the waves break, a.k.a soup, a.k.a. wash, a.k.a no waves.

I got some confidence later and paddled out towards the actual waves and caught a few....tiny ones.

Randy put down his body board and tried surfing on the board a bit. He is now in the market for a shorter board than mine.

I watch a family from Australia or South Africa tear it up. The Dad was over 350 lbs. and was carving on his board, it was insane to watch that level of skill. His son had to be at least 12, and was carving all over my wash. Get off my wash man, leave us kooks alone. The wife was yelling at me to get out of the water. Not true.

Observed tip: I observed a old surfer paddling technique, as he passed me. haha. Well, pretty much he doesn't lift his arms overhead like a swimmer, his arms extend out and parallel to the top of the ocean.

I tried doing it and failed.

After one hour of fun, we were both out of breath or as Randy calls it, "gassed", and called it a day. On the way back up we were greeted by a lady with a bull dog.

ZJ's Surfshop

Off the lip

Surf Report - Shutdown

2009-04-09T11:22:00.000-07:00

April 8,2009 San Onofre,CA

Han Solo and J Video

The city shutdown the power to our building all day today. We were given an unexpected free day off! Seized the day with a trip to San O!

Met Blake, a friday morning regular he showed me where the best breaks were close by. Surfing at the areas Blake pointed out made a big difference on the speed of the ride and length. The costs for that is harder to paddle out and stay standing.

I had took 2 nasty nosedives that J and the family loved to watch and make fun of.

Surf Report

2009-04-09T10:59:00.000-07:00

April 6,2009 El Porto,CA

J, Kev, Ryan

Kevin and Ryan paddled out to the line fast again. I was stuck in the wash trying to get to the line. From where I was, the guys looked pro status since they were relaxing at the line.

I still am figuring out how to paddle better. I tried making mickey mouse strengthening exercises up at home. Nerd. Randy caught me on video doing it too. I will post it to embarrass myself via you tube.

Ryan and I watched Kevin take one of his waves. Kevin caught what looked like a nice 3 foot corner on his Al Merrick, not an easy feet to do boys and girls, Kevin had to master balancing his core on that slim board. Victory.

The downside is that El Porto is notorious for make waves the drop on you like an anvil, walled out (wuh oh did I just say that). Kev's sweet little corner turned into an unforgiving wall.

Ryan and I watched Kev get sucked in by the evil wave. But Kev's a brave man, he tried going off that beast.

Ryan's paddling out and surfing hard. Opening wave goes to Ryan today!

I was set up to the left and behind Ryan. From my view I could see Ryan surf on the wave from left to right. It is quite a sight to see the back side of the wave and the top of Ryan's head. Crazy man.

I kept asking Jenn to catch the opening wave and focus on Ryan. Ryan said, "Nah, no pressure".

Ryan and Kev both stuck the remainder of the day together, I was stuck in the wash and went back and forth to how J was doing.

Nothing great for me just playing in the wash again. I was able to catch wash that turned into a second wave. I couldn't cut into it though, hopefully I will learn how to this year.

Still waiting for another day at San O or a trip to Swami's

Surf Report

2009-04-05T22:46:00.001-07:00

April 4,2009 Bolsa Chica,CA

Randoi, Mikey

Randoi brought out his boogie board again. He paddled out with his grey fins and was able to pick out a nice wave going to the right. Randoi was on the face , moments ahead of the closing wave. Looked like something out of my magazines.

Mikey took out his 7" custom spyder that was given to him as a gift. The 6' beast went bareback in 55 degree water. He was going down 4 footers with no fear at all. I couldn't paddle out to see much of his action since I was again stuck trying to paddle out. Mikey ended up getting his 2 fingers cut up really bad under water. We got him patched up by the local lifeguard Jon, CSULB alumni, and decided it was best to end the day to prevent infection in Mikey's hands - but Mikey was still ready to go again. Beast.

On the way out back to Mikey's truck, Mikey was getting questions from everyone, about how we could stay in the water with just his board shorts on - the questions came from everyone including the lifeguard that said, "Man, isn't the water cold? You are brave". Mikey is a beast.

Nothing worth nothing for me again, just playing in the wash. I am having trouble paddling out, expect at San O. I will change my diet a bit and see if a boost in protein each day will help me this weekend.

My new XM leash wrapped around my neck like a noose under water today. I did a comparison of the length between the new XM leash and the old FCS leash, looks the same. Weird.

Randoi spotted a passing a sea lion. I mistook a seagull for a floating ghost.

Picked the California State Beach Annual Pass for year 2! Let us pray for a safe year.

Surf Report

2009-04-05T22:34:00.000-07:00

April 3,2009 - El Porto, CA

Randoi, Matteo, Nate

Took the boy and J with us. The boy made sand castles and J took video of us in choppy waves.

Too choppy for us to paddle out anywhere. A guy next to me shared in the struggle of paddling out:

"Pretty shitty day huh?"
I replied, "Yeah, I can't even stay standing in the shallow end"
"Yeah, classic Porto"

As the lifeguard at the bar told Kev last year, "Get out of Porto".

And we did. We ended up digging a 4 foot hole for the boy. The guys decided it would be funny to put me in the hole and bury me. We got that on video. No surf, but still fun.

Surf Repot - Graduation Day

2009-03-30T09:55:00.000-07:00

March 28,2009 San Onofre

Jon and Ryan

Today marked the biggest day of the week on my Google Calendar, the culmination of 1 and half years of surf.

Our 1st California State Beach Annual Pass expired this weekend.

And on this special occasion the motley crew decided to showcase our growth over the years at the Big San O, California's own Waikiki.

Photo Credit to Jon Aye.
http://jonatangan.livejournal.com/
P.S. Ladies you may admire my tiny peter of a camel toe on his blog.

My anticipation had me up at 5AM today for the 6:45AM pickup. Jon realized my excitement and had me drive to his house.

Ryan arrived at 7AM. The crew worked quickly on getting boards stacked up on the runner. Jon had some serious navy tactical “S shaped” knots on the boards.

We headed out for our big day, exchanging eager conversations and stories. A complete rosary provided much needed comfort and confidence on the way up.

The wind passing thru the board bags made the uninvited whistling noise, this ghostly sound more irritating than the ear straining open-window helicopter. What is worse is that the sound from the wind causes the passengers to worry about foam torpedoes shooting from our humvee.

Jon peered his head out to view the boards, ala Iraqi Humvee Recon Team – all he need was a rifle around his shoulder as he stuck out half his body thru the window to view the boards.

“They shifted, pull over”. 10 Minute delay on the clock as the crew switched out tie downs and secured the torpedoes above.

A few more laughs on the 5S and we found that we had arrived.

Long lines and slow rolling waves. "So this is Waikiki", I said to myself.

I forgot to replace my leash before the big day.

Bone head solution, "Oh I know, I'll just tie the lesh in a knot around my ankle". Not true.

Jon and Ryan were out to the line in a dash.

Jon's getting waves in on his second day. His big concern is getting the paddling down, and paddle he did. We went out to Hermosa to get his board repaired and he said his back and arms were sore.

Why, well because of the picture below:

The 3 of us were in between 2 swells. Never in the middle of the line. It was way to crowded in those spots. So we hung out at the end and paddled around until our golden ticket came.

Honestly, I was scared to have no leash. When I finally got the guts to paddle to the line, I said to myself, "It's going to be worth it". Wrong again.

Jon and Ryan were beside me when I decided to paddle to the line, I am certain they saw the next event:

1. Wait at line
2. Line up with wave
3. Nose dive
4. Pop up and laugh at myself
5. Realize no one else is laughing
6. Paddle back to friends and admit defeat
7. Say to self, "Welcome to San O B*tch"
8. Sit around a bit, paddle away from everyone, and hope everyone forgets what happened.

Opening wave goes out to Ryan again. He caught a clean wave, with no corner this time, drop from the top! Ryan put out the cleanest pop up I have ever seen this pass year, turning the board left onto the face of the wave. Ryan's on the face now a days, this was following up his opening wave at El Porto earlier this week. I was next to him (on the left, sorry about that) when it happened and sure I yelled out in excitement.

Surf Report

2009-03-27T07:56:00.000-07:00

March 26,2009 El Porto

Kev

Nice clean lines today, unfortunately paddling out to the line required strength and persistence.

We brought standard squishy ear plugs today that loosened up as the got wet. I ended up taking my plugs out 10 minutes in the water for fear of having them torpedo into my ear.

Kevin was out quick to the line today. I lost sight of him quickly because he was paddling in so fast. I had a feeling Kevin was focused on catching waves on his short board today. Those feelings were true. I found Kevin towards the end of our session, and asked if he caught some. He said, “Yep”. I have a feeling he caught a lot more than he told me.

Kev’s been thinking a lot more about his paddling, he’s figured that on his short board to focus on his chest and avoid using certain arm muscle than feel straining. Looks like Kev’s disciplining himself. Adjust, Correct, Adjust, Cool.

As for yours truly, I had a life guard watch me eat it in a rip tide. I blame it on myself for not having the strength and stamina to paddle to the line.

Yep, I never made it to the line today.

THE BIG SAN O

2009-03-25T23:15:00.001-07:00

Possible San Onofre trip this Saturday.
I am definitely picking up a new set of ear plugs for this one.
I wonder if I can get J to come with and bring a camera......

Surf Report

2009-03-25T22:38:00.000-07:00

March 25,2009 El Porto

Ryan and Kev

Ryan brought his NSP out today and dropped in smooth on an opening wave. We headed further north of the usual spot.

Kevin still working on getting his balance paddling out with the Al Merrick. He's catching more waves inside than before so he's making big progress.

I am still getting used to paddling again and taking time to think and find easier spots to paddle out to the line. It getting more fun each day.

March 21,2009 Bolsa

Kev

We headed further South this time Tower 16. Kev and I found a sweet spot similar to the spot the instructor at Malibu found. It was pretty flat today, small waves, and a lot of times in between sets.

Kev and I managed to stay in that spot for most of the day to make it worth our while. Caught the line again today in the wash.

March 20,2009 Bolsa

Matt and Daniel

I took the infamous brothers out to Bolsa today. Very flat and cold.

Daniel went out in his spring suit. And stood up several times on Morgan. We switched between the Al Merrick and Morgan the whole day. Daniel has got the hang of paddling and standing. I didn't really get to see how he faired on the Al Merrick though. Daniel was too cold today and decided to run up and down the beach to stay warm. If it weren't for the bad weather Daniel probably would have been catching waves all day.

Matt is did pretty good out there, given it was a flat day. Matt and I pretty much were side by side waiting for a long time for our waves. Matt did not neglect the ones that came by. I swear this guy has got guts and a corner magnet. I saw Matt get pretty close to perfectly dropping into corners again. He realized that he was a few paddles short of catching it. From my view he was always at the peak of the wave or right about to drop into a quarter. Keep going Matt.

Nothing special for me today. Just kept the camaraderie by not wearing my ear plugs since the brothers did not have any.

March 21,2009 El Porto

Jon, Matt, Ryan, and Kev

Choppy.

Today marked Jon's first day on his 7'6" Al Merrick! He did really well on it for the first day. Jon showed a big difference in paddling. Jon was out further faster than on his time on his longer board at El Porto. He said he had fun and was able to catch waves in with the board. The board looked great cleaned up and I hope to see memories on that board.

The rest of the boys were doing well, Ryan brought his fish out and Kev brought the Al Merrick. Both guys are getting back into the swing of things. Matt was a big stand out again. Dude has got nuts. I saw Matt drop in on pretty big waves today. Matt's guts is going to have him progress faster. I hope Daniel starts heading out as well.

I finally caught the line. Well the line in my textbook is going sideways on anything for the first time....or going sideways on a pseudo face (wash). I will never forget struggling for 15 minutes trying to paddle out and having some weird feeling to keep paddling because it would be worth it. It was. A dog of the house of Montague moves me!

March 16,2009 Al Merrick

Jon, J

Ask and you shall receive brother. I found a deal on Craig's for a 7'6" Al Merrick board for $150. The seller was very nice.

I sent an email out to the boys to let them know what was out there. The board had just posted that morning. Jon's reply was, "Did you call the guy!". Hahaha. I sure did brother. I told Jon that the seller was going to hold the board for us. Jon was embarrassed to purchase the board because he thought that I wanted it for myself.

No way man, we had that conversation just yesterday. Crazy.

Well the 3 of us made the trip out to pick it up. J and I totally embarrassed Jon. Seconds after Jon had just purchased the board, we asked Jon to take a picture with his board. Jon was hesitant because the seller was still there. hahah way too put your friend in an awkward position. Oh well, that makes for a great memory.

I hope that Jon is blessed with that board and has many memories on it, good ones.

March 15,2009 Bolsa

Jon

Jon and I chilled today catching whatever we could and switching between Morgan and his 9ft+ board. Jon and I sat on the beach and talked about what board we would like. We both agreed that we wanted a 7 foot board. And I kid you not that while sitting on the beach Jon specifically said, "It would be awesome to get a 7'6" board, maybe an Al Merrick, for a pretty low price". I reassured him that something would come up. Little did we know God had plans.

March 14,2009 Huntington, Bolsa

Kev and Ryan

Ryan and Kev were shortboarding next to a surf competition today. They realized how close they were too it and they both caught the next wave in back to shore. That had to make for at least a 20 second ride. You knuckleheads.

I was too much of a chicken to paddle out with the "pros" of HB. So I stayed in the wash. WEE!

March 10,2009 El Porto

Matt, Nate, Ryan, and Kev

Way too choppy today. But way too much fun seeing such a big crew go out. Matt was going down pretty big waves for one of his first days out. The man has got guts.

Surf Report

2009-02-22T23:36:00.000-08:00

February 22,2009 7:15AM Sunset Beach, Bolsa Chica, Huntington Beach

Ryan and I paddled out for 5 hours today.

We hit up Sunset Beach in the morning. Ryan brought out his new 5'10" fish and new suit. We got a tip that Sunset would not have surf for another hour. The same guy was also nice enough to loan me his surf key, so that I could attach my 2 side fins.

Ryan and I drove out to Bolsa Chica. Bolsa was crowded as usual, however, Ryan was able to get his surf on on his fish. He was able to catch waves all day. I managed to get my nose diving on (welcome back punk). We spent a good 2 hours before we headed out to huntington beach.

Ryan I owe you for parking man. Kev, I found the pass in the truck. Sorry bro.

There is no sign of any muscle or flexbility in my back and arms anymore. I also forgot how to paddle without my body rocking awkwardly. I almost had my face rammed by a crazy pelican that flew a foot away from my head. Magnificient bird.

I am looking forward to seeing the guys paddle out soon.

Fins

2009-01-22T08:42:00.001-08:00

I was able to score a replacement center fin for $12.50 at Becker. I was afraid that I would have to pay $50 for a set.

I'm ready to go again! Too bad it rained today.

Blaster

2009-01-05T13:09:00.000-08:00

Craiglist poster, Ed, ended up selling the Blaster-esque 7 foot board. He sent me an email this morning. Damn, I wish I could have picked it up as a gift for the guys.

I just want a board sir

2008-12-30T17:09:00.000-08:00

So I am browsing for surfboard at when a worker says to me,

Worker: Hi, do you need any help?
Me: Well, I am just browsing for a cheap used board. But I really need fins first for my old board.
Worker: Oh, so why don't you get fins then?
Me: I don't have any money.
Worker: Money? That easy. Asking another person for money is easy. If you work for someone they can give you money. Asking another person to love you, now that is hard. If you work for someone they might not give you love.

Back in Business

2008-12-08T16:47:00.000-08:00

Just got a call from Morgan that Morgan is fixed and looks great.
I guess I'll be opening shop this Friday!

Surf Report

2008-12-03T10:48:00.000-08:00

November 29, 2008 7:30AM El Porto, CA

My center fin and a plug broke off in the sand today. I dropped her off at the surf shop to patch up by this weekend.

Surf Report

2008-11-24T10:21:00.000-08:00

November 23, 2008, 10:00AM - Malibu, CA

Ryan introduced us to Malibu beach today. The man is a machine. If Ryan caught waves for a living he'd be eating steak everyday.

Kevboy had a monster day too and is definitely pushing to go down the line. Kev's been setting up his paddling at a an angle to ride down the line. He almost pulled through today.

I had a very slow start.

November 22, 2008, 6:30AM - Doc Wieler, CA

A day of shameful arse beating. The ocean pimped slapped me twice:

Mother Ocean: "Where's my money?"
Me: "What money?"
Mother Ocean: "What!" *Shapes salt water into 1 - 3 foot backhand*
Me: "This is going to hurt...*smack*....glug glug glug".

I went back home in 15 minutes.

November 15, 2008, 7:00AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Kevin and Ryan were showing off their fearlessness during high tide and walled out waves

November 11, 2008, 10:30AM - Seal Beach, CA

Paddling straight with Juan. J came with.

September 5, 2008, 8:00AM - El Porto, CA

2 faces straight down. J came to share in the welcome back to the ocean.

Nice Ears

2008-10-09T11:02:00.000-07:00

Ears are clearing up fine now. I still get the "tearing paper" sensation when i pop my ears - my worry is that when I drive to Vegas this weekend the elevation change is going to do me in again.

On the brighter note, I can't wait to get back into the water and off the video games. My lack of movement is encouraging muscle atrophy (not that I had any significant muscles or anything). I will be pretty bummed if the progress I made in paddling goes backwards.

The new nephew Luke, is holding up well. The little guy, unlike his older brother Ryan, doesn't cry very much.

Did not make it by Thursday

2008-10-02T16:50:00.000-07:00

Still have a nasty cold and sore ear today. Looks like I am officially off the surf roster for this weekend. It will be 1 month since I last touched water. I got a new issue of Surfer Magazine in so I should be able to hold out until next week.

I get to take my 4 year old nephew (maybe Dawson too) to Toy's R Us. The 4 year old little man can read! Life is good when I am around the nephews.

I'm walking here!

2008-10-01T16:01:00.000-07:00

I came back from my vacation with a nasty cold and an ear infection. I have to stay out of the water until it clears up. I will wait to see how I feel on Thursday before I decide if I am going to surf on Friday (it's going to rain my first weekend back - bastards).

Bigger news (didn't mean to post it second). I got engaged on September 16 in Saint Patrick's Cathedral in New York, New York.

A monumental day, we sat next to St. John Baptist de la Salle the patron saint for cathechists and teachers. Screw it, bring on the yams.

I came back from my vacation, sitting on my donut, thinking,

"What the hell am I doing here?"

New York, I love you.

Vacation

2008-09-10T13:59:00.000-07:00

Our two week vacation draws near. I am already missing the surf.

I ask myself everyday how am I going to get sponsored to cover my expenses. I have no clucking clue.

Surf Report

2008-09-08T11:53:00.000-07:00

September 5, 2008, 3:00PM - Bolsa, CA

September 6, 2008, 10:00AM - Bolsa, CA

September 7, 2008, 6:30AM - Seal, CA

Changing Tides

2008-09-08T11:38:00.000-07:00

Eric recommended me to watch the Ultimate Gift and Bucket List. If you know Eric then you're probably thinking the same thing as me.

The movies were great.

I had no idea the this weekend would mend my friendships. Now we rebuild.

Surf Report

2008-09-04T07:55:00.000-07:00

September 3, 2008, 6:00PM - El Porto, CA

Han Solo and much of the same today. More nose dives then stands. I tried using the 10 paddling tip today, no give. My paddling was weak today, my left arm cramped up and I felt like I was swinging a noodle.

I saw my neighbor Carlos today.

Carlos (Waves hands): Hey! How were the waves?
Me: Pretty bad, heh, I did even worse.
Carlos: You surf during shark feeding time.
Me: Yeah, I read that. I need to pick better days and times. I still keep eating sh*t.
Carlos: That's the only way to learn it.
Me: (smiling) Yeah, I know. I need to go the Chart House
Carlos: We're there all the time, I was out there surfing on Monday from 1PM to 6PM. The water was chest high.
Me: I need to go out during that time, lot better surf.
Carlos: Hey you know what, who's your cell phone provider?
Me: Verizon
Carlos: Hey,*7873. Use *7873 to get free surfline surf reports. It's part of your plan. You dial in and punch in your area code and it's all there. You get all of the reports in the south bay.
Me: Whoa, thank you. I had no idea. Hey, I've been meaning to go to the Chart House, but I don't want to waste your time.
Carlos: Don't worry about that.
Me: Cool

Hmmm

2008-09-03T12:17:00.000-07:00

Approach problems by breaking them down into subtly interconnected parts

Surf Report

2008-09-03T11:02:00.000-07:00

September 2, 2008, 6:00PM - El Porto, CA

Still trying to pick up the paddling trick. I read that Mr. Slater suggest to count to 10 then hang 10, meaning, "Paddle 10 times before the wave approaches you". I want to try that out.

This day was an easy low tide day. Eric, Kev and I had a handful of nose dives. You know what that's a good thing, because we have the guts to go back even after going under.

I am starting to make paddling longer before popping up a habit. I was able to paddle and pick one wave today, it's a good feeling to look left and right and know/feel that you are insync with the rolling water.

Still riding white water. I had a chance to ride a short line close to shore, it was a tiny wave. I paddled sideways (per Eric's advise) and was able to stand up on one foot for 3 seconds looking at the line. Looked great, too bad I was off balance and ate shit.

Can't wait to go again tonight.

Surf Report

2008-09-02T13:29:00.000-07:00

August 29, 2008, 6:00PM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Did I surf today? I can't remember. But I do recall surfing at night with Kev in shitty conditions. We were the only 2 out there again.

Checked out Traitor with Kev.

August 30, 2008, 10:00AM - Sunset Beach, CA

I messed up my phone this past Monday and missed Jeric's call to go surf. He was waiting in HB. Shit. I will not have that happen again.

September 1, 2008, 6:00PM - Bolsa Chica, CA

I will not surf on Labor Day ever again. Too crowded. I almost hit 2 people trying to catch the same wave.

Checked out Traitor with Kev.

Surf Report

2008-08-28T14:21:00.000-07:00

August 28, 2008, 6:00PM - El Porto, CA

I hate the water at El Porto, I get a constant build up of phlegm. Eric rode out today had a few stands. Kev went down a few.

Hung at at the remodeled Sharky's after surfing. I wore my green adida shorts with my beer stained shirt. Good times with the boys.

Summer League

2008-08-25T02:11:00.000-07:00

The Sensei bowling league finished today. Our final ranking is 6th place. A met a motley crew:

Kev (KPN): Crown on Ice
Claude (Spiderman): Jack and Coke
Ken = Crown and Diet Coke
Lisa = Washington Apples, Makes bad ass cookies. I had 9, I will get my baker's dozen.
Kevin = Doesn't drink. Pro Golfer that has played with Tiger Woods.
Jeff, Cyn, Viv, Viet, Erica (The Rookies) = Washington Apples, Chilled Vodka, and Irish Jager Car Bombs.
Justin = 299
Rudy = 300
Gerald = Washington Apple, cool guy that has been through some shit
Glenn = Huster man
Dean = Get's you to gamble man
Jessie = Cool man
Damien = Powder and resin dude
Bobby = Cool guy
Janis = Drink's everything, bad ass
Cay = Bartenderess
Kimi = Chilled Grey Goose
Jeff = Jager with a shirt that lists all of Vegas' strip clubs.

I lost shit loads of money.

Publishers note: I was pretty wasted when I first posted this. So i have taken the liberty of editing it.

Surf Report

2008-08-25T02:07:00.000-07:00

August 23, 2008, 10:00AM - Pacific Beach, CA

Big party today.

Matt and Daniel stood up.
Dex hit his head.
Ron had a good 2nd day.
Gus and his friend Marlon had fun.
Nathan hates surfing.
4+ hours of surf.

Note to self:

"You going to catch that"
"I don't know, but I am going to try"

Bald San Diego guy: "You're going to eat shit the first few months, but after that it's fun".

Surf Report

2008-08-25T02:04:00.000-07:00

August 23, 2008, 7:00AM - Sunset Beach, CA

I decided to look into Herb's spot, Sunset Beach on 24th Street. The misses and I found that Sunset hosts free parking, showers, and a clean private beach.

Problem is the seaweed count is ridiculous. Waves were rolling, short, but clean.

August 22, 2008, 7:00AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Dex and I arrived at the beach and were welcomed by sting rays.

Surf Report

2008-08-25T02:02:00.000-07:00

August 19, 2008, 6:00AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Kev came out today, yahoo, went to Bolsa to find chop and flat waves.
We made the best out of it, though there was not much to work with.

Surf Report

2008-08-18T07:42:00.000-07:00

August 16, 2008, 6:00AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Dex, Henga, and Jeric. I woke up at 4:00 AM to be at Dex's house by 5AM. Henga and I both had plans to be back by 10:00AM.

Dex caught a fish on his surfboard. The wave placed the small silver anchovy on his Blaster. Looks like the ocean wanted to welcome him back. Dex was hungry again today and said he could have eaten that fish. Dex's paddling is improving, he's paddling way ahead of the waves now and getting more chances to stand. Dex also paddled out to the "line up" today, I tried my best not to make my concerned face, but he definitely paddled out with confidence. Looks like his classes are almost finished so he should be able to surf during the work week at El Porto. Nice!

Dex has been talking about his paddling lately. He says he's trying to fix his left stroke:

Right stroke smooth, left stroke "splat". haha you'll get it next week for sure.

Henga's doing very well, best surfer out of the crew right now. He's picking up paddling quickly and he's even learned how to turn the board while sitting - all in one day. I saw Henga catch real waves a lot today and last week. By real waves, I mean the waves you catch at the "line up". Henga's getting extra surf time in during the week with a coworker at Zuma beach. Good luck to you mate in Zuma.

Jericho is doing very well for his second day out. He's getting the hang of Eric's board BUT needs a shorter leash. The leash gets tangled around his legs, poor guy can't stand with out getting "bear trapped".

Jeric's tip: "I got my suit on Froghouse.com. Free shipping on a suit that I've been looking for"

http://www.froghouse.com/home.php

Jeric mentioned he might look towards purchasing a board. I have plans on rewaxing Eric's board for Jeric before the Big Pacific Beach trip on Saturday. I will also look into finding a shorter leash for Jeric. Jeric's make improvements on his paddling and developing his instinct on reading which waves to catch. Keep going man.

Yours truly, I still nose dive and I am still paranoid of sting-rays. I really held on to Dex's advice to put out 2 extra strokes before popping up. It's made all the difference. The 2 strokes give me the push I need to stay ahead of the wave and give me the ability to look left and right before going down the wave. I also find that the 2 strokes let give me the time to pop up correctly and go down the face. I was able to catch one down the face and see the white water break behind me.

Then the ocean said, "Don't celebrate early". I ended up closing the day with a nose dive and a fall backwards with 1 foot in the air pose. Not cool.

The rest of the day I was moody because I need to sleep. I don't know if going that early is worth it for me because I'm grumpy the rest of the day.

Kev is back from his 2 week trip. He celebrated a wedding with his family in West Virgina. West Virgina, New River rafting, running, and New York, all in one trip. Sweet.

Kev's itching to surf today. Looks like I'll be surfing during the week again. JOY!

3 Miles

2008-08-14T07:46:00.000-07:00

The Track

Ant. Ant took me to the tracks and we jogged 3 miles straight. I have never done that before in my life. I was content to finish 2 without stopping, finish 3 miles was a huge accomplishment. My victory was not without pain, I started feeling tired by the second mile and my old-man cramps started at 2.5 miles.

Ant pushed me a little further, he wanted to run to the end of the straight away to completed our third mile.

We clocked in 10 min and 30 second miles (Laugh if you want, but that's not shabby for an old fat guy like me).

That was amazing, I hope we get to do it again.

We closed the day with a yakitori dinner at Shin Sen Gumi! Had a interesting meal and good company alongside our cook, Teppei.

Our favorite picks: Flat Marinated Steak (Flappy Steak). It was amazing.

Extra: I biked to work today. That was fun.

Surf Report

2008-08-10T23:43:00.000-07:00

August 8, 2008, 6:30AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Dex, Francis, Rithia. Sting Rays near towers 21, 22, 23. It was bad.

Dexter was the highlight of this day, you should see this kid's determination to stand. Dex was able to get up on his board a lot today.. Rithia showed us his Al Merrick board.

August 9, 2008, 7:00AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Dex, Henga, Jeric. A stingray attacked Dex. BOO!

I was able to catch (actually ride the face) a wave today. It was a damn good feeling. I saw Danny right before I caught it.

Me: Hey Danny!
Danny: What's up!
Me: (Catches wave)

YEAH BOY!

Me: Hey Danny!
Danny: Hey man you caught that wave!
Me: Thanks man!

YEAH BOY!

Bonus! Jeric made his first trip out today. As Kev would say, "The surf team is growing". haha. Jeric had a riot on the Black Diamond. He ended up picking up 3mm suit and booties! SWEET!

Jon and Ryan. Side story! Jon went out to Seal Beach with Ryan. He said he stood up a lot of times today! Good job bro! We need to head out!

August 10, 2008, 7:00AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Dex, Henga. Dex did not let the stingray let him down. I surfed 5 days out of the week this week. My ears hurt like hell and I could not paddle out for the life of me today. Before going to Bolsa we checked out Seal, couldn't find Jonnyboy and the gents wanted to go to Bolsa.

Surf Report

2008-08-07T15:40:00.000-07:00

August 6, 2008, 7:30AM - El Porto, CA

Han Solo. Grew some and went down another face today. Stood on a lot of white water. Cut up my ankle and knees. Need to ride that line at San O.

A kid thought it would be funny to throw dirt at me. The parents called their kid over and did not mind to apologize.

Heh.

I decided to just head back in the water after my sandwich. I caught another wave back in. As I rode back to shore, a kid told me, "You did it!".

Moral of the day, stay away from evil kids.

My ear plugs are helpful

Surf Report

2008-08-06T10:31:00.000-07:00

August 4, 2008, 7:30AM - Bolsa, CA

Han Solo. Low tide and nice rolly waves = confidence booster. I took white water back to shore and landed on my bum many times.

I actually went down the face of the wave with full confidence today. I decided it time for me to eat shit while trying to actually "surf". While going down a wave the front of the board looks like it is just suspended in air. The back of the board should stick in the water if I successfully time and plant my pop up. And the board is always going to look like I'm hanging in mid air unless I catch the line.

I caught a wave going straight, the burst of speed caught me off guard, I stuck it out going down the face of the wave but fell backwards when it broke into white water.

Surf Report

2008-08-06T09:04:00.000-07:00

August 3, 2008, 7:30AM - Pacific Beach, CA

Kev, Marney, Dex. We headed out to San Diego to pick up Kev's cousin, Marney.

Fun day.

Surf Report

2008-08-05T12:03:00.000-07:00

August 2, 2008, 7:30AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Henga, Jeremy, Dexter, Kev, Jon, Ryan. She was good to us today. Plenty of white water to learn on and enough space from the pro surfers for us to learn without having the fear of getting in the way. In summary, everyone had a positive surf day:

Henga rode on Morgan most of the morning. Morgan showed Henga a good time, catching waves and holding still for him to stand. That’s my girl. Henga’s looking to repair Jeremy’s long board.

Jeremy was on his 7’8” board and brought more confidence in the water. He borrowed my full suit again today (I really hope he did not commit cardinal sin and peed in my suit). Jer's on his 2 week of the GM Diet. I admire your discipline and strength man.

Dexter was impressive on the Blaster. We were side-by-side trying to catch white water. Here is an example of how that worked out:

Me: (catching the white water) Hey Dex! Where’s Dex? (Looks to the left)
Me: Dex? (Looks up)
Dex: (Standing) Hehehehe.

After finish the ride we walked back in to the ocean together. Dex smiled and said, “I was standing on the board looking for you. When I looked down, I realized I had to jump off to avoid hitting you”. My reply, “You suck!”. On a positive note, I watched Dex slide down a breaking wave with a clean style. Dexter's paddling is improving, the distance he clears with each stroke is getting further each week. Nice job.

Kev was out testing his new board. I stood witness to 2 of Kev's stands. Kev’s starting to figure out where he needs to position himself on the new board to get the most out of his paddling.

Jonnyboy came out today! Jon kept having to switch boards with everyone. He did very well for his first day out in the water. Looks like his bodyboarding experience kicked in to help him caught white water. His main concern today was learning how to stay balanced while lying on the board. At the end of the day, Jon caught a wave on Eric’s Black Diamond. Jon enjoyed the speed of the board so much that wants to ask Eric how much he would sell the board for.

Ryan showed us what’s up on his board. Ryan was either:

Riding a wave towards shore
Paddling out towards waves

Yours truly, I had to wear the bright pink spring suit again. I didn’t mind too much.

I had a fun day, plenty of stands in the white water. I even had a smooth drops down small breaking waves. I ammore comfortable with my pop ups now. I smile more too. He's glowing! My love continues to grow for you darling.

New technique, "Turning the board while sitting": I don’t know if I posted this yet, but Kev and I figured out how to sit on the board and turn a full 360 (left or right). To turn the board while sitting you need to straddle onto the board, imagine wrapping your legs around a tree, then depending on which way you want to turn use your left or right arm to pull the board towards the direction you want to turn too. While pulling kick your legs into circles to turn left or right. This helps you turn to catch a wave that you've been eying.

Shit Happens

I dropped Morgan for the first time today in the parking lot. Sad. I was focused on moving out of the way for a car that was parking. A friend, Herb, came out and heard the board hit the floor, he thought a car ran over it because of the large cracking sound. Herb was wearing a Save Trestles shirt.

Herb checked out the cracks and recommended using Solarez to patch up the cracks and dings. He offered his private stash of Solarez, but I had to refuse since I did not want to come across as a moocher.

Bolsa Chica Herb Tip’s: You should check out Sunset beach a few blocks down. It’s quiet and you feel like you have your own private beach. I just come here to meet the old friends.

My response: Another cool old surfer friend. I guess my friends and I are making memories now to meet up in the future aye?

Surf Report

2008-08-01T14:16:00.000-07:00

July 29, 2008, 5:30PM - El Porto, CA

Han Solo. Today's plus side:Plenty of ridable waves. Today's downside: Plenty of 5 foot "kill new guy" waves and freak rip tide.

It was not a normal day at El Porto (well at least for the new guy).

High Tide with Rip Tides. The reports online said the water was hazardous. As the Jamaican Tarot Card reader would say, "the cards don't lie". I almost pooped in me draws, oh wait, I'm naked in my suit.

2 waves pummeled me silly. Both times I got caught in the under tow. It was scary being under water for that long.

Shaken up. I exited the water and moved further south, following a surf couple into rolling long board waves. BINGO. Caught 2 waves that broke into white water before nose diving, still going straight, i can't ride a line yet. I'm starting to lean back to help the board flush out with the water.

The waves quickly got too intense for me again, so I sat out. The girl in the surf couple was getting tossed by the 5 foot waves. It was bad.

I went home

That's Swell

2008-07-31T08:40:00.000-07:00

Kevboy put together a map with swell directions.
It is mighty swell:

Give Google Maps a run for their money with that.

Kev picked up a new 7"0 Becker board last week! Kev dropped the board off at Dreiling Surfboards to get it patched up and prepped. The gentlemen at the shop were kind enough to give Kevin information on which beaches to hit during each season because of the swells.

Kev's Wisdom: Good conversations with [Dreiling Surfboards Crew]. He says we should be surfing Huntington and Newport [because] of the Southwest swells, and maybe even Bolsa. I take it those are swells hitting on the south west side of the coast. Those usually occur in the summer. El Porto is the spot in the winter. Those are the times we need to look for the west swells. PV might also be more of a winter spot since they require more west swells probably more so than El Porto. So are we going to hit the surf today?!?

I wish I could have, stupid Cheesecake Factory.

My thoughts: Kev's going to end up learning how to rip on that board. It's going to be an interesting road to Al Merrick's!

Surf Report

2008-07-29T14:19:00.000-07:00

July 27, 2008, 6:00AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Dex. Another good day to learn.

Slow day today. We did meet up with Anthena with 2 of her friends.

July 28, 2008, 6:00PM - El Porto, CA

Jeremy, Kev and Ryan. Bad day to surf, waves broke close to shore.

Surf Report

2008-07-27T00:08:00.000-07:00

July 26, 2008, 6:30AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Dex. Low tide nice clean lines in the ocean. I stayed shallow with Dex.

Dex had a good day today: 2 good stands and confidence treading in water.

Yours truly, had a slow day. Caught an opening wave.

Surf Report

2008-07-24T00:25:00.000-07:00

Neapolitan

July 23, 2008, 10AM - El Porto

Cold Water. Caught opening wave!

July 23, 2008, 11:30PM - El Porto

Slept on beach near surf camp near Imperial Highway. This might be where my Dad's friend surfs.

July 23, 2008, 5:30PM - El Porto

8 Nose Dives. 1 Good Wave and 1 Good White Water.

Surf Report

2008-07-22T14:44:00.000-07:00

July 21 2008, 6:00PM - El Porto, CA

I experienced my first run in with locals: Meza, Juan, and Gabrielle.

I believe I caught their attention after I celebrated catching a wave. Yes, I actually caught one - paddled and popped up - I was able to keep my balance and ride the white water back to shore.

After paddling back in, I tried catching my second wave - I ended taking a nasty nose dive (pearling).

Right before hitting the water to dig for pearls, I yelled, "Ah...shit".

When I returned from my ocean drink, I was greeted by an audience of 2 laughing men. (If you read my earlier posts of friends nose diving, I don't blame the 2 guys for laughing).

Obviously, I felt pretty stupid.

I had to suck it up and try to catch another wave. Meza decided it would be funny to surf next to me. My genetic paranoia tells me, "this gentleman wants to dance". But my heart tells me to let it go. Damn religious guilt.

So the Meza and I are waiting for waves side by side.

I feel really uneasy next to him, cause I know what he's thinking - show this kid up.

A wave comes in, I see that he has started paddling first and I (follow surf etiquette) try to paddle over the wave. Too late. The wave broke before I cleared it, and I catch the wave backwards.

I knew that Meza would try to hit me.

He did.

Meza decided to fling his board toward my face.

Nice.

I'm on the test your faith list this week aye big guy?

Instead of losing it (This week has put me on edge), my faith kicks in and tells me to drop the pride and apologize.

So I paddled out towards Meza, thought about Jesus, and did what I felt was right.

"It's cool." = Apology accepted.

Meza and I ran into the beach and shook hands.

I ended up making friends with Meza's buddy Gabrielle.

El Porto Gabrielle Tip: "This is a good day to learn. There's a swell coming in this week. We're here everyday man. Come look for us."

Hornet and the Ocean

Fear sucks ass.

Doctors surf too.

I met a surf friend, Hector, that has been surfing for 3 years. He shared a few spots with good waves:

Sunset Beach - Drive down Sunset Blvd to the end of the street

Ventura on C Street - This is Hector's "spot"

San O (Old Man's)

Time to hit the beach, beaches!

Nasty Lefts

2008-07-21T11:49:00.000-07:00

Softboard

Went to Costco and check out the $99 softboard. I might consider picking a board up for J and myself. J could carry it around in the water easily, I have no idea how hard it's going to be to jump over waves with or if there is a wave height limitation.

I wanted to pick up the softboard to help me get rid of the fear of getting banged up by Morgan as we nose dive together.

My inner little macho man is telling me to cowboy the F up. Save the $99 for a shorter board.

Now that I am standing more consistent, the ego inside of me is growing. I want to pick up a 7' by the end of this season. Before that happens i need to complete:

1. Paddling and Catching waves more consistently
2. Ability to ride across the face of the wave

Surf Report

2008-07-21T11:39:00.000-07:00

July 19, 2008, 7:00AM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Kev and Dex. We had a good day of surf today and met ?Anthida? She picked up surfing a year ago and is currently dating a pro surfer.

**more to follow**

July 19, 2008, 3:00PM - Bolsa Chica, CA

Ross, Jake and Alex. I took the Chicago young bloods to the beach. It was their second time in their life to go to a beach in California. They all stood up their first day (must of had a good teacher, haha).

** more to follow**

Surf Report

2008-07-17T08:19:00.000-07:00

July 16, 2008, 6:00PM - El Porto

Kevboy. We are making progress in our surf.

Kevin's able to stand up consistently with Morgan and the Blaster.

I'm not as consistent as Kevin but managed to stand on both boards.

And now,

An ode to my loves:

Sound Advice

You have to get a taste of my new philosophy

My darling Morgan revealed that I have to believe in me

When we ride I think I can’t handle it

But she holds me up and never stops building it

Love pulls me out of my insecurities

She says,

Lose your fears to keep your love

Trust in me, don't think twice

Trust in me, love is sound advice

I Make Baskets

2008-07-15T08:39:00.000-07:00

July 14, 2008, 6:00PM - SC Basket Ball Court

Alex, Anthony, Eugene, Jeric, Kev, Ramon, Ramon's brother, and Randy. For the first time in a few months, we played basketball: 21, 2 on 2, and 4 on 4.

Jeric made a special appearance, he has to drive 30+ miles. The man can shoot the ball from half court

Alex delt out jukes, tricks, and literally danced circles around me.

Randy was doing well but had to cut out early for a menu tasting event.

Kev used his signature glide move.

Eugene got eye gauged.

Ramon kept faking me out.

Ramon's brother got tomahawk choped across his head by muah (unintentional).

Yours truly, hit myself in the nuts while dribbling.

Good times.

Surf Report

2008-07-14T08:26:00.000-07:00

This weekend allowed for 3 straight days of surf, or what I have dubbed, a Neapolitan Weekend.

July 11, 2008, 4:30PM - Bolsa Chica

Big Wave Dave, Kev, and Dex. We arrived at the beach late in the afternoon to discover overcast, cold water (lucky me, all I brought was a short sleeve rash guard and board shorts), little waves (if there were any), and one lone surfer in the water.

Despite the poor conditions, the boys were in agreement that we should go in the water and paddle around.

Low tide. We tried our best catching the small waves that broke close to shore. A pair of "pro" status surfers came out 20 minutes after us. As soon as the duo entered the waves picked up pronto.

Dex rode the Blaster today. He was getting up on the board and paddling hard, but grew frustrated because the waves were breaking too close to shore. Dex ended up sitting out most of the day to observe the amazing surf duos techniques. His favorite quote of the day, "This [the challenge] reminds me of snowboarding".

Dave was able to get up a few times on his board, he surfed on his own terms to catch a wave break further out from Kev and I.

Yours truly was able to use the short board and catch a wave back into shore. "It's too fast", was my favorite line. I was hauling ass towards shore and could not get a good pop up. DAMN.

And the beast, Kev, put on a clinic. It was a show of shows. Kev used Morgan (my 8'6" Becker) and took her for the ride of her life. 8 consecutive waves standing all the way. Kev knows how to raise morale on a "gloom and doom" day.

This day is Vanilla

July 12, 2008, 7:30AM - Bolsa Chica

Big Wave Dave, Kev, and Dex. Big D closed up shop when we just opened. It looked like he was in good spirits. He did complain that his elbow/arm was a bit sore. I hope he gets some good rest and comes out later this week.

Low Tide. I love coming in early in the morning. The earlier the better: Low Tide + Gentle Waves + Breaks in between sets = opportunities to stand.

Dex put on a show of his own today. He told us that the night before he psyched himself up using visualization (Check out Pickthebrain.com for articles on visualization and success) to help him conquer the deep end. Conquered.

Dex was focused on paddling out to the point he didn't realize how far out he was. What clued him in was my shit poker face. I was too serious and looked back, Dex caught my bluff and discovered he was too far out. He turned his board around and Viola! Caught a wave back in, standing. Cheers to you butterfly stroker. At the end of the day, Senor Dex was catching waves and standing at will. Line up, Dr. Dex is opening for business.

Kev, was out on his own today with the short board. Today, I kept close to Dex - the current pulled the 2 of us away from Kev boy, so no report on his progress. Kev commented that he was able to catch a few good waves on the short board - not an easy feat.

I had a good day - was able to catch a few going straight on Morgan. My very last wave resulted in a nasty nose dive. Dex saw it and had a laughing time. I'm not mad at all, it makes me smile too. Trust me, watching your boy nose dive is hilarious. Kinda mean, but its funny - like a fart.

We met a Bolsa Chica local today, Danny. Cool guy - scary to walk towards cause he's ripped, but nice guy.

Danny: Nice Board, Becker right?
Me: (scared) Yeah, thanks.
Danny: How big is it.
Me: (ready to surrender the board) 8'6".
Danny: Sweet, mine's a Becker too. 7'.
Me: (relieved) Cool, Nice Board. My name's Mark.

Hahah, I am still a chicken but always polite.

Bolsa Chica Danny Tip: Keep going and have fun. A lot of guys give up because they get frustrated. You have to stick with it and keep going. You'll get better, don't give up.

My response: I hear you. It's good to go surf with a supportive crew, like these boys. These guys help keep it going. Or else I would have picked up a new Nintendo game

This day is Chocolate

July 12, 2008, 7:00AM - Bolsa Chica

Han Solo.The boys were knocked out when I made my usual wake up call. Kev made a kayaking trip with Daniel and crew at Torrance Beach to PV. He said Torrance Beach surf is bad, but kayaking is the shiz-naz.

Low Tide. Good surf day today. Man, I love going early in the morning.

I caught waves and stood up like never before, standing back into land standing.

I had 1 nasty nose dive, but redeemed myself and took one in.

Cheers love!

This day is Strawberry!

Dex's Goal: Float
Kevin's Goal: Curve into a wave sideways
My Goal: Say no to nose dive

Jooly

2008-07-12T23:29:00.000-07:00

July is a beautiful month for my family and I, not so beautiful for my bank account.

I celebrated 10 years with the wifey, my lil' sister's birthday, my parents anniversary, my mom's birthday, my aunt's birthday, my wifey's older sis's birthday and alejandro's birthday.

I couldn't go to my wifey's older sis's birthday because my aunt had her birthday dinner that same saturday - my aunt was upset that i didn't go last year. She always says that I don't like her house.

I had a great time celebrating my loves, but oh my wallet is in debt.

I lost my car keys at the mall today. Sad.

Ten, Ten, Ten....

2008-07-09T16:55:00.000-07:00

Wow, I've known my friend for 10 years.

Makes me want to...

BAM!

I love little doors and everything behind it.

J = Hot

The place was "cute", I quickly fell in love with the French/Mediterranean interior design: Open ceiling patio, clean white walls with blue windows, decorated with fine paintings and walls of wine. The inside of the restaurant was covered in beautiful plants and flowers. I would like to come back her this year and sit in the Blue Room or the patio again.

Man.

I was surprised that we were encouraged to take our time and relax. We finished half a bottle of wine before we ordered an appetizer. I have never had a candle lit dinner that felt "romantic" before.

Life was good:

A fine and generous appetizer
2 bottles of wine
Chilean Sea Bass
Moroccan tea
Creme brulee served with complementary dessert wine

I think the 2 bottles of wine put me over the top and made this night a memorable/i don't remember night.

If I could live one dinner over again, it would have to be this one.

Hickies are Funny

2008-07-08T11:27:00.000-07:00

Cynt's 20th Birthday - Don Jose, Cerritos, CA

Happy birthday mi sexy sis.

The mrs. was the only one missing due to yoga. Mrs had a funny line about going, "I got to go yoga someones balls". Nice love, nice. Remember, it takes two to tango.

Pops was looking for my lovely, since there was an empty seat in front on him. Pops says, "We're not complete, where's your wife?". How sweet of Pops aye love?

I overate Chips and Salsa, Sopa, and half a chicken taco. I ate the taco because I get worried about my brother in law over eating or eating unhealthy. My brother's family has a lineage of heart problems at a young age. Bro is fit though, but he complains about chest pains every now and then. Best look out for my loves right?

So I ate his taco. "I prefer the taco to the sausage" - *movie quote*

I have been nice to my stomach lately, ate at: Al Noor twice, Sushi Cal, Disneyland, 4th of Juligiving, Don Jose, and Palms Thai. All in one week. WOW! I'm poor and fat again!

Pops got Popped

For the first time, Pops was satisfied with eating out, he had the Carne Asada dinner. He kept asking for more salsa. Pops got owned by the host though trying to score free salsa for home.

Pops: (Fishy Sales Man Tone) You have very good salsa.
Host: Thank you
Pops: Do you have any I can take home?
Host: Yeah, you can buy Chips and Salsa for $3.oo.
Pops: ....

Kids say the darnedest things

Eating out with the family if fun. My 4 year-old nephew, Ryan, is hilarious.

Me: (Stomach Full) My stomach is happy
Ryan: Why?
Me: Because I ate all my food
Ryan: (Looks at his Chicken Tender Plate) Oh, my stomach is a little happy.
Me: Why?
Ryan: Because I only ate a little

Kids are adorable.

Hickies are funny

I found a hickey on Cynt's neck.

Me: Hey, what's that!
Cynt: What?
Me: That! (Points) Haha that's a nice hickey you got there.
Cynt: Shuddup, it's not a hickey!

I run into Cynt and her beau before her birthday dinner...

Me: Hi guys
Cynt: Hi, let's go to don jose
Me: Ok! (Looks towards beau) Hey buddy i hear your giving out hickeys
Cynt: Shuddup!
Beau: What?
Me: Yeah, that was a nice one. When can I get one?
Cynt: Shuddup!
Me: hahahah
Beau: (smiles) I didn't
Me: Yeah you did, real nice there.

I walk out of the room and turn to see Cynt throw a paper towel at Beau.

HAHA!

Hi Larious.

Surf Report

2008-07-07T08:25:00.000-07:00

July 5, 2008 - El Porto

Han Solo. Caught nothing but white water today. I am starting to develop the bad habit of knee boarding. I wore the Paul Frank bumble bee shorts with a rash guard. The shorts keep revealing my ass.

July 5, 2008 - Bolsa Chica

Han Solo. I woke up at 6:30AM hoping to go out with Big Wave Dave. I couldn't get a hold of Big D. I went out solo at around 7:30ish. I enjoy going this early. It would be nice to get the mrs. out here to learn with me.

Low tide. The waves were pretty small and made it easy to learn. BUT, i ended up nose diving 5 times. A surf lady asked, "How's it going?". I told her, "I'm eating a lot of sand, nose dived 2 or 3 times". She told me to sit further up the board, I ended up nosing diving 2 more times. Good advice, but bad execution. I still suck.

I look pathetic 98% of the time that I am out in the water: Board slapping my face, swallowed by white water, swallowing water, or my personal best, getting pulled under water then popping back up with the board on top of your head, real sexy. Despite the embarrassment I hope that we'll start to see improvement in future posts.

The 2% of looking normal goes a long way if you smile and have fun. This is the only activity, besides helping at church, that gets me active both physically and mentally. Mentally? Yeah, we can talk about that more later.

I am thinking my guardian angel is giving me this outlet for the future. Nintendo made me a sloth. These days, I am having a lot more fun. Future Investment: Camera. You see a lot of pretty things out there and have a lot of great memories. Best preserve them.

I saw the old guy with the fisher man hat again today. That old man is awesome. He's always up on his board and smiling too. I was paddling in when he caught a wave. He saw me watching and tipped his hat towards me. I gave him the thumbs up. Cool guy, hopefully I can be just as nice and cool.

July 5, 2008 - Bolsa Chica

Kevin, Eric, and Dex. After my first trip to Bolsa, I made a second trip with the boys to Bolsa Chica at 2:30PM. I did manage to fit in quality time with the lovely: Sunday mass and shopping.

High tide. Had a lot of good laughs with the boys. I picked up a new FCS leash with a key holder. This would make our total board count to 4.

Dex bought a sun block spray and wanted me to spray him. Felt kinda weird doing it. But it was hilarious to over spray his bald head. Dex did pretty good with his short board, he doesn't realize it but he is actually going further out into the water.

Dex ran into an A Hole Surfer. This guy was either A. On his rag or B. On drugs. He was good, but he was not nice about it, he told Dex to get out of his way. WOW. This was our first run in with an A Hole in the water. A Hole Surfer ruined most of the day for Dex. I hope that guy wakes up and realizes what a jerk he is.

Eric went with a possible leg fracture, he went mountain biking the day before and wrecked his bike. I saw him nose dive (hilarious).

Kevboy was on point, as usual, caught 1 wave all the way in.

I'm in love with the Blaster. I borrowed it from Kevin, while Eric was using my board. I was able to catch and stand on a couples waves. At the end of the day, I got really confident and took the Blaster out 1 last time. I was able to catch some white water and stand up a bit.

Surf Report

2008-07-03T14:44:00.000-07:00

06/26/08 - El Porto, CA

Kevin and Eric. Eric stood on the first wave he caught. Kevin caught a good one (long ride). No love from Mother Ocean today for muah, I spent it paddling. Where's the love, I use reusable grocery bags honey.

07/03/08 - El Porto, CA

Kevin. I caught 2 waves: First wave body boarded, Second knee boarded. Kalangot and I collided a few times, we thought we killed each other with our respective boards.

Spent an hour and a half paddling for waves.

We saw Brad Pitt's stunt double surfing: Brad Putt. Brad Putt was burning waves in front of me. What's worse is that he really did look like Brad Pitt.

After an hour and a half of watching Brad Putt rape the ocean, I told Kevin, “I’m done”. Kevin replied, “Alright let’s catch this next wave in”. I began paddling and eagerly replied, “Good Idea”. When I looked back the wave was at least 5 feet (looked like a tsunami to me) and broke on top of us.

When I was finished being told by Mother Ocean to suck her salt water, I was able to put my head back up and told Kevin, “That was the worst idea yet.”I had a big smile on my face walking onto shore.

Scoops with Lovely J

Took the lovely to get ice cream at Scoops on Melrose. I love the place, but f the parking. It drives me nuts, I turn into the Hulk. I had to drop the lovely off so I could cool down in the car.

I'm such an ass.

Once I let my little macho man pride go, I had an enjoyable time. We had a scoop of Brown Bread and White Chocolate.

I love Scoops. What is amazing to me is that 1 scoop at Scoops is equal to 2 scoops. Since when has 1 = 2? If only,

1 girlfriend = 2 girlfriends

1 beer = 2 beers.

AMAZING!

Good-bye My Diet 1

2008-07-02T16:48:00.000-07:00

I am 100% certain that I gained all of the weight I lost from the GM Diet in two days. I didn't go back to my usual eating habits, but I definitely did not eat bananas and milk for a whole day. I can't remember anything from Monday (Hung over from the cruise).

Tuesday's Menu:

Breakfast / Brunch - 2 Gaja apples
Lunch - Al Noor Garlic Naan, Basmati w/ Saffron Rice, and Paneer Tiki Masala
Dinner - Cabbage Salad, 1 Steamed Gyoza, and Teriyaki Chicken Strips (4 pieces)
Snacks - Water and Blue Ribbon Almonds (Sea Salt)

Exercise: Ab Ripper, Pull Ups, Biked 1 block, and walked 1 mile.

Wednesday's Menu:

Breakfast / Brunch - Banana and Milk
Lunch - Spicy Cod Roe Pasta with Wheat Pasta and Cabbage Salad
Snack - 1 Gaja apple
Dinner - Likely skipped.

Today I hope to go surf with Kalangot. I have been hearing that Pandas want to surf too.

GM Diet Day 7

2008-07-01T11:22:00.000-07:00

The final menu is supposed to consist of brown rice, fruit juice, and vegetables. I did not complete this day of the diet. While on the cruise, my diet consisted mostly of vegetables, special k, and protein (beef, chicken, eggs, and fish).

On Saturday, I used the on board gym to jog a mile, complete ab ripper, and do a few push ups.

I guess the fruits of dieting for 3 months, surfing, and a few push-ups/sit ups are starting to show. I received compliments for losing weight from the friends I haven't seen in months.

I came home yesterday morning and weighed in at 168lbs. I lost about 6 pounds from the 5 days I completed of the 7 day GM Diet program.

First Goal: Keep a steady weight of 165 lbs. (when I weigh in at night)

Second Goal: Drop to 160 lbs.

Motivation: Standing on my board.

GM Diet Day 6

2008-06-27T07:24:00.001-07:00

Biked to work today. It was a safe ride, no traffic and stayed on the side walks. The whole ride I was worried that I had my helmet on backwards.

Friday's Special: All you can eat vegetables and beef (Weird)

I brought carrots and an 8oz of steak for my meal before the cruise. While at sea I am going to try to not cheat on this diet for the remaining 2 days.

The wifey wants me to just eat on the cruise, so I don't waste our money. I complete the diet with her, so she knows she has my support. Plus, I intend to repeat the diet for 1 more week. My goal is to hit a steady 165 lbs. The lower weight will allow me to fit in my full suit easily or have confidence while surfing with board shorts.

Hopefully, I can leave work at 11:30AM.

Went on the cruise and had ground beef with a salad.

GM Diet Day 5

2008-06-26T09:54:00.000-07:00

Today's Special: 6 Tomatoes, 20oz of beef (or 5 quarter pounders), and more water.

I made Stuffed Red Tomatoes last night: Carved out 4 tomatoes and pan fried 1/2 lb of lean ground beef seasoned with Montréal, Basil, Salt, and Olive Oil. Laced the tomatoes with olive oil and basil, stuffed the tomatoes, and topped with parsley. I broiled the tomatoes for 15 minutes.

2 tomatoes for me and 2 tamatoes for the wifey.

For some reason, this morning I have been a gaseous star (If you know what I mean), it must have been the cabbage in the GM soup. I feel fine today, my chronic condition took a day off. And I am looking forward to a broiled or pan fried steak.

The 2 tomatoes came out good. Would have been better if I could stuff the tomatoes with beef, crap, green onion, cheese, peppers, and mango.

Lunch came out good, 10oz rib-eye seasoned with Lawry's seasoned salt and pepper, parsley, basil, rosemary, and olive oil (I wish I could have added cilantro). Broiled 10 minutes on each side. The rib-eye was broiled medium well. I needed to add more salt.

Immediately after eating, I felt very very tired and sleepy. I didn't realize that beef could do that to you.

Surfing is canceled to prep for the cruise. I'm sad about that, but I do get to bowl for our league tonight. I want to work out later tonight, god willing.

Well, it worked out. I went surfing last night with Kalangot and Schriek. The water was warm (70 degrees), but the waves were flat. I got to catch up with my old friend from Texas. Welcome back man.

I fell below my low average of 141 pins. 3rd week so I have time to improve.

Went to sleep at 2AM to finish packing and to get the bike ready.

Tomorrow's goal: Bike to work

GM Diet Day 4

2008-06-25T11:17:00.000-07:00

I woke up hating myself for having that beer. I have a chronic condition that gets agitated when I drink. The small amount of food in my stomach didn't soak up the beer, so now I'm paying for it.

Oh the pain.

I have a bachelor cruise this weekend that might awaken the chronic condition beast.

Today is Bananas, Milk, and GM's soup. GM's soup reminds me of the Pilgrim Soup that my elementary school made every year for Thanksgiving.

I had 2 bananas and a milk before lunch. I am not lactose intolerant and I will post if I'm putting more time on the ivory seat.

Easy day today.

GM Diet Day 3

2008-06-25T09:41:00.000-07:00

I felt fine in the morning.

I brought Celery, Apples, and Water to eat for breakfast and lunch at work.

Big Wave Dave shared his GM Diet Meal:

Vegetable Medley
Chick Peas in Indian Curry Sauce (Winner of the "Saved My Diet" Award)

No feelings of weakness today, just the expected feeling of wanting to eat. My muscles were not sore from working out yesterday with Alejandro. I got very hungry for lunch and had to get lunch at 12PM, I normally got out for lunch at 1PM. The diet is starting to reduce the amount I can eat for each meal.

Hate to shake the stress away: Went to the top level of the parking garage for a few push ups and dips.

After work, I felt good and did Ab Ripper X again. I dedicated a few minutes to lift weights. I did 3 pull ups. Doing pulls ups are both hilarious and uplifting, when I was younger (teens and early twenties) I could even do half of one.

I went bowling late in the evening and had a lot of fun. My friend bought me 1 Heineken, D'oh.

Well, as a rule you never turn down an offer to drink. I went against my rule two times and the people I rejected never invited me to drink again.

In short, here's my report:

The Indian Curry helped please my craving for real food. I had to sit and watch my family eat a pot roast dinner, fortunately I had a bowl left of Indian Curry. When I ate the curry with all the flavors and spices I forgot about the pot roast and felt "satisfied".
Today, I felt like needed to drink more water
I felt more confident working out, lighter in my core.
I realized that I have good friends today when we went bowling

GM Diet Day 2

2008-06-23T10:50:00.000-07:00

I had a microwavable baked potato with a pat of butter for breakfast.

My 2 hour snack in between meals consist of:

Baby spinach (no dressing or seasoning)
Baby carrots
Water

I heard my stomach growl before lunch, it's been a while. Thank the lord for my friend, she made an excellent vegetable mix for lunch:

Blanched asparagus topped with salt and pepper
Pan grilled, green and yellow squash
Sauteed mushrooms in olive oil topped with fresh parsley, cracked pepper, and salt (Blue Ribbon Award)

We added additional salt and pepper to our desired taste.

Overall, I feel fine right now. Nothing out of the ordinary:

No headache
No weird sensations
My body "feels' light and not "sloth". Sloth being that feeling you get after eating an Animal Style Double-Double, Animal Style Fries, and a Chocolate shake from In-N-Out (Don't get me wrong, I love In-N-Out and have always welcomed the food coma that follows).

Hopefully my friend's brother-in-law will still want to surf today. I want to see how weak this diet makes me in the water.

Turns out we did not have time to surf. I hung out with Alejandro and completed AB Ripper X and Chest, Shoulders. I snacked on Baby Spinach and Carrots.

I can do 3 pull ups!

GM Diet Day 1

2008-06-23T09:33:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, I started the GM Diet to support the lovely mrs.

I had 5 apples, 4 glasses of water, and 2 chilled Vodka shots.

I went surfing in the morning, watched friends eat in n out, did 3/4's of ab ripper, 50 push ups, 5 pulls ups and bowled.

I went to sleep normally.

No headache.

As of today I weighed in at 175 lbs.

The First Step

2008-03-25T10:25:00.000-07:00

“How about I call it Auto Joop?” I asked my friend with confidence. I already knew that she would love it. I told her that “Auto” was a spin of Otto, the real name of Anne Frank’s father and that “Joop” is the name of the main character in the novels that Anne Frank read.

“I like it”, my friend said. My friend is so cute when she’s predictable.

"Alright, I will. Thanks."