Hickies are Funny

Cynt's 20th Birthday - Don Jose, Cerritos, CA

Happy birthday mi sexy sis.

The mrs. was the only one missing due to yoga. Mrs had a funny line about going, "I got to go yoga someones balls". Nice love, nice. Remember, it takes two to tango.

Pops was looking for my lovely, since there was an empty seat in front on him. Pops says, "We're not complete, where's your wife?". How sweet of Pops aye love?

I overate Chips and Salsa, Sopa, and half a chicken taco. I ate the taco because I get worried about my brother in law over eating or eating unhealthy. My brother's family has a lineage of heart problems at a young age. Bro is fit though, but he complains about chest pains every now and then. Best look out for my loves right?

So I ate his taco. "I prefer the taco to the sausage" - *movie quote*

I have been nice to my stomach lately, ate at: Al Noor twice, Sushi Cal, Disneyland, 4th of Juligiving, Don Jose, and Palms Thai. All in one week. WOW! I'm poor and fat again!

Pops got Popped

For the first time, Pops was satisfied with eating out, he had the Carne Asada dinner. He kept asking for more salsa. Pops got owned by the host though trying to score free salsa for home.

Pops: (Fishy Sales Man Tone) You have very good salsa.
Host: Thank you
Pops: Do you have any I can take home?
Host: Yeah, you can buy Chips and Salsa for $3.oo.
Pops: ....

Kids say the darnedest things

Eating out with the family if fun. My 4 year-old nephew, Ryan, is hilarious.

Me: (Stomach Full) My stomach is happy
Ryan: Why?
Me: Because I ate all my food
Ryan: (Looks at his Chicken Tender Plate) Oh, my stomach is a little happy.
Me: Why?
Ryan: Because I only ate a little

Kids are adorable.

Hickies are funny

I found a hickey on Cynt's neck.

Me: Hey, what's that!
Cynt: What?
Me: That! (Points) Haha that's a nice hickey you got there.
Cynt: Shuddup, it's not a hickey!

I run into Cynt and her beau before her birthday dinner...

Me: Hi guys
Cynt: Hi, let's go to don jose
Me: Ok! (Looks towards beau) Hey buddy i hear your giving out hickeys
Cynt: Shuddup!
Beau: What?
Me: Yeah, that was a nice one. When can I get one?
Cynt: Shuddup!
Me: hahahah
Beau: (smiles) I didn't
Me: Yeah you did, real nice there.

I walk out of the room and turn to see Cynt throw a paper towel at Beau.

HAHA!

Hi Larious.