Surf Report

06/26/08 - El Porto, CA

Kevin and Eric. Eric stood on the first wave he caught. Kevin caught a good one (long ride). No love from Mother Ocean today for muah, I spent it paddling. Where's the love, I use reusable grocery bags honey.

07/03/08 - El Porto, CA

Kevin. I caught 2 waves: First wave body boarded, Second knee boarded. Kalangot and I collided a few times, we thought we killed each other with our respective boards.

Spent an hour and a half paddling for waves.

We saw Brad Pitt's stunt double surfing: Brad Putt. Brad Putt was burning waves in front of me. What's worse is that he really did look like Brad Pitt.

After an hour and a half of watching Brad Putt rape the ocean, I told Kevin, “I’m done”. Kevin replied, “Alright let’s catch this next wave in”. I began paddling and eagerly replied, “Good Idea”. When I looked back the wave was at least 5 feet (looked like a tsunami to me) and broke on top of us.

When I was finished being told by Mother Ocean to suck her salt water, I was able to put my head back up and told Kevin, “That was the worst idea yet.”I had a big smile on my face walking onto shore.

Scoops with Lovely J

Took the lovely to get ice cream at Scoops on Melrose. I love the place, but f the parking. It drives me nuts, I turn into the Hulk. I had to drop the lovely off so I could cool down in the car.

I'm such an ass.

Once I let my little macho man pride go, I had an enjoyable time. We had a scoop of Brown Bread and White Chocolate.

I love Scoops. What is amazing to me is that 1 scoop at Scoops is equal to 2 scoops. Since when has 1 = 2? If only,

1 girlfriend = 2 girlfriends

1 beer = 2 beers.

AMAZING!